Invader Zim Quotes

1.Me and the squrrel are friends!-Gir

2.Tuna!We can't buy anything with tuna!-Zim

3.NAAAA!-MiniMoose

4. I'm gonna sing the doom song now! -Gir

5. It's not stupid,it's advanced! -TallestPurple

6. Mom,Dad i think i broken my spine,my spine *takes deep breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*pants heavily* *spine cracks* -Zim

7.Yep....Diarrhea "[groans]" -Robot Dad

8.Ooh, I like madness! -Gir

9. No, GIR, the earth sun sets in the west. Staring at it should give me our relative position. Now watch me amaze you. [Stares at the sun until his eyes burn and crust over] Wait a minute ... I'M BLIND!!!! [runs around screaming, with GIR giggling and chasing him] They've booby-trapped their sun somehow!! -Zim

10. You don't like waffles? -Keef

11. This is no game THIS IS MY LIFE!! -Dib

12. There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children! -Mrs.Bitters

13. If you want to keep all your limbs Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down,NOW! -Gaz

14. Now open up your textbook and begin memorizing the copyright information. You will be quizzed on this. -Mrs.Bitters

15. So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium "GIR take us back to the base right now." Do you want a drink with that? -Krazy Taco Worker

16. We got New Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, Cherry Poop, and Salty Lemonade. - Krazy Taco Worker

17.Wait...if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back...[GIR's head explodes] -Gir

18. Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP??!?! -Zim

19. I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby. -Zim

20. I think Dib seems crazier than normal today. Can we use one of the crazy cards to send him to the crazy house for boys?-Zita